I liked his early indie stuff better, before he went all commercial; but track 3 on the B-Side of this album "I Said Help Me Find My Car Keys and I'll Drive Us Out" is ok and has a good beat. I was never into his big hit "No Thanks, Those Martinis Make My Pussy Hurt"
They sound like great punchlines but I'm just the worse with remembering jokes.
So... I just Googled both lines and came up with a few car mechanic blogs, and one site explaining how to pierce a clitoris - while drunk - with a sharp stick of wood.
Probably funnier than anything he actually said!
ReplyDeletelol - yes, you're probably correct.
ReplyDeleteThis was the fouless joke I could think of and thought it funny that such a man would use it at what appears to be an Elk's Club convention.
I suppose your could have just put in something like: The agent asked the man what the act was called, and he replied "The Aristocrats!"
ReplyDeleteLOL - that's so funny because I JUST did a spoof on The Aristocrats - after finding a photo of a musical act at a nudist colony.
ReplyDeleteI'll post it tonight along with some others for ya.
I liked his early indie stuff better, before he went all commercial; but track 3 on the B-Side of this album "I Said Help Me Find My Car Keys and I'll Drive Us Out" is ok and has a good beat. I was never into his big hit
ReplyDelete"No Thanks, Those Martinis Make My Pussy Hurt"
They sound like great punchlines but I'm just the worse with remembering jokes.
ReplyDeleteSo... I just Googled both lines and came up with a few car mechanic blogs, and one site explaining how to pierce a clitoris - while drunk - with a sharp stick of wood.
Do not want to go out with that splinterchick
ReplyDeleteI agree.
ReplyDeleteShe may though have a unique way of starting a campfire if ever lost in the forest.
Laughed so hard I cried! Thanks for that.
ReplyDeleteThank McFarland who, by the way, latter had to be carted off stage after exposing himself during his puppet show routine.
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