"Tired of your man rubbing off your lipstick after only a few thrusts? Introducing Shazam Lip Bond! Simply apply once and get to work."
"Before Shazam Lip Bond, I would have to touch-up my lipstick after every roadtrip. I never need to touch up after roadhead again! Thank you Shazam Lip Bond!" - Satisfied Customer
"It's the perfect gift for Secretaries Day!" - Monica Lewinski
"Aftera long day of whorin', I still look great for my family!" - Working Girl
Now she needs a Shazam-Wow! to clean up with.
ReplyDeletehahaha.. yes, and I swear I had nothing to do with that white stuff on her face. I merely cropped the image.
ReplyDeleteShazam! = "Not in the Eyes"
ReplyDeleteHahaha !
ReplyDeleteGomer Pyle Strikes Again.
"Tired of your man rubbing off your lipstick after only a few thrusts? Introducing Shazam Lip Bond! Simply apply once and get to work."
ReplyDelete"Before Shazam Lip Bond, I would have to touch-up my lipstick after every roadtrip. I never need to touch up after roadhead again! Thank you Shazam Lip Bond!" - Satisfied Customer
"It's the perfect gift for Secretaries Day!" - Monica Lewinski
"Aftera long day of whorin', I still look great for my family!" - Working Girl
LMAO ~ those quotes are hilarious !
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