Hey what a damn minute, somethings not right. Those aren't Nurse Shoes and I don't believe your friend is a candy-striper either. Well at least it's not the JAMA Annual Fisting issue.
I think talking back to that head nurse might be a bad idea.
It's probably best to take your enema like a man, wipe your chin and stock up on the breath mints as you schedule your next appointment with the hospital receptionist.
JAMA this into-a-that?
ReplyDeletehahaha - very clever. I bet doctors are always making that joke during surgery.
ReplyDeleteIndeed.
ReplyDeleteHey what a damn minute, somethings not right. Those aren't Nurse Shoes and I don't believe your friend is a candy-striper either.
ReplyDeleteWell at least it's not the JAMA Annual Fisting issue.
I think talking back to that head nurse might be a bad idea.
ReplyDeleteIt's probably best to take your enema like a man, wipe your chin and stock up on the breath mints as you schedule your next appointment with the hospital receptionist.
I've heard the phrase "liquor in the front and poker in the rear", but both at the same time? Yeah...that's worth an enema.
ReplyDeletehahaha....
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