Thursday, March 31, 2011

Sponge Bath Sally

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  1. AzathothXMarch 31, 2011 at 10:32 PM

    Sure the sponge bath had been nice but as he heard the latex glove snap loudly on Sheryl's strong wrist David was beginning to have second thoughts, "Uh I don't know about this" he began to stammer " Uh, I don't think this is the right th.." but she had cut him off with a press of her latexed finger to his lips."Just relax darling, it will all be over soon, and then you and Ruth will be able to be together, forever."
    But he couldn't relax, every time he looked over at all the shiny and oh so sharp insturments laying on the paper he began to shake and feel nauseous. "Your acting like a baby" she scolded "Am I going to have to get you a piece of wine soaked bread?" but David did not have time to answer before the door to his room flew open and the huge black cloaked shape entered,. It was too late now the Mohel was here.

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  2. Estancia De La Ding DongMarch 31, 2011 at 10:49 PM

    Nicely written. Seems dark for a Brit Milah leaving me to wonder what might happen next.

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  3. AzathothXApril 1, 2011 at 1:07 AM

    Duh, The ending was cut off

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  4. Korbin KingApril 1, 2011 at 4:43 AM

    "Three-hundred dollars for tassled blankets? What kind of hospital is this? I won't pay it and nothing you say will change my mind!"

    "That price includes a blowjob."

    "Do you take personal checks?"

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  5. Death BreathApril 1, 2011 at 4:52 AM

    Ha! The wrong nurse at the right time...

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  6. Estancia De La Ding DongApril 1, 2011 at 8:55 AM

    Excellent - all you guys should be writing comedy for a living.

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