I've seen bear wrestling but never bear boxing. If I were ever to wrestle a bear, I'd don a cape and mask and go for the flying body slams, and pile-drivers as opposed to the Grecco-Roman style.
Never gonna work. As the late great Gorilla Monsoon said , "You gotta take the big man off his feet". Once you are on down on the mat you are the same size.
Ahh, Gorilla Monsoon - I remember him well, along with Haystacks Calhoun and Cheif Jay Strongbow...
The thing is with bear wresting, you're supposed to pin the bear and that's impossible because their shoulder bones are curved. That's why these shysters can offer $10,000 to the man who can do it. Can't be done.
Guy must have really needed $10.
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ReplyDeleteI've seen bear wrestling but never bear boxing.
If I were ever to wrestle a bear, I'd don a cape and mask and go for the flying body slams, and pile-drivers as opposed to the Grecco-Roman style.
Never gonna work. As the late great Gorilla Monsoon said , "You gotta take the big man off his feet". Once you are on down on the mat you are the same size.
ReplyDeleteAhh, Gorilla Monsoon - I remember him well, along with Haystacks Calhoun and Cheif Jay Strongbow...
ReplyDeleteThe thing is with bear wresting, you're supposed to pin the bear and that's impossible because their shoulder bones are curved. That's why these shysters can offer $10,000 to the man who can do it. Can't be done.