An inedible stew of visual lunacy much of which I concocted with my own three hands.
This shy and elusive creature can be found snuggled deep in tight crevices in proximity to its close relative the bearded clam. Once identified there taint nothing to spearing the little bugger; who often responds by constriction.
LOL - taint no doubt about it, a brilliant play on words.I can't help imagining these being real books, and seeing someone on a train reading one."Hey Dude, whatcha readin'?""Attack Of The Bearded Clams.""Uh, great..."
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This shy and elusive creature can be found snuggled deep in tight crevices in proximity to its close relative the bearded clam. Once identified there taint nothing to spearing the little bugger; who often responds by constriction.
ReplyDeleteLOL - taint no doubt about it, a brilliant play on words.
ReplyDeleteI can't help imagining these being real books, and seeing someone on a train reading one.
"Hey Dude, whatcha readin'?"
"Attack Of The Bearded Clams."
"Uh, great..."