An inedible stew of visual lunacy much of which I concocted with my own three hands.
Bow legged, calloused and rough in all the wrong places. I prefer all my cowgirls, reverse or otherwise to occur in the comfort of the bedroom, or similar suitable location.
Yes, and I'm not too keen on the idea of dating a girl who - if I get out of line - can hogtie me in 6-seconds flat.
Or smells like manure and bull semen
Yeah, that could surely ruin a night out on the town.
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Bow legged, calloused and rough in all the wrong places.
ReplyDeleteI prefer all my cowgirls, reverse or otherwise to occur in the comfort of the bedroom, or similar suitable location.
Yes, and I'm not too keen on the idea of dating a girl who - if I get out of line - can hogtie me in 6-seconds flat.
ReplyDeleteOr smells like manure and bull semen
ReplyDeleteYeah, that could surely ruin a night out on the town.
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