Joe:Ed? Ed: Yeah? Whadda yah want? Joe:I'm sthuppin' your wife.
Joe: So do you get the difference now? Ed: Uh not really Joe: Ok one more time. Hegel attempted, throughout his published writings as well as in his lectures, to elaborate a comprehensive and systematic ontology from a “logical” starting point. He is most well-known for his teleological account of history, an account which was later taken over by Marx and “inverted” into a materialist theory of an historical development culminating in communism. Ed: Duh, Derp? So why did you eat my lunch?
Joe: Ed? Ed: Joe: Ed? Ed: Joe:EEEEEEDDDDD?!!! Ed(pulling out earbuds): Jesus What? Joe: I really gotta piss.
Joe: Ed?
ReplyDeleteEd: Yeah? What?
Joe: I've always loved you.
Joe:Ed?
Ed: Yeah? Whadda yah want?
Joe:I'm sthuppin' your wife.
Joe: So do you get the difference now?
Ed: Uh not really
Joe: Ok one more time. Hegel attempted, throughout his published writings as well as in his lectures, to elaborate a comprehensive and systematic ontology from a “logical” starting point. He is most well-known for his teleological account of history, an account which was later taken over by Marx and “inverted” into a materialist theory of an historical development culminating in communism.
Ed: Duh, Derp? So why did you eat my lunch?
Joe: Ed?
Ed:
Joe: Ed?
Ed:
Joe:EEEEEEDDDDD?!!!
Ed(pulling out earbuds): Jesus What?
Joe: I really gotta piss.
All great - love the Hegel one the best, though the 'stuppin' you wife' one has its own certain charm.
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