An inedible stew of visual lunacy much of which I concocted with my own three hands.
Karl did the final alignments and adjustments to his device."You see Gustave the months have paid off at last" there was a tremor of excitement in his voice, it was almost cracking. "Failure after failure , test after test we have finally succeeded. After I turn this switch. I will be famous We will be famous. There will not be a government on the Earth that will not want my Penis Ray. Can you imagine the power of my penis magnified almost 250 times!Now Gustave watch that building over there on the left"
LOL.After reading your comments I'm always inspired to create something. Something twisted, of course.
"Und zen ze patient puts 'is schlong in zat end, und ve put ze vacuum pump in zis end, und funf minuten later, 'e is 'ung like ze elephant. Zere may be a few kleine side-effects..."
Damnation... I was just going to go with the easy. Lonesome patent maker scientist porks the other end of the first artificial sex doll, because no one had the balls to attach the head, after what the good doctor did to that hooker in Singapore. Perhaps it is too wordy.
Despite repeated failures, Thomas Edison continued on his quest to invent the penis pump.
Dude, you're uber funny ~ where ya been?
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