Thursday, March 31, 2011

The Trailer

Sponge Bath Sally

Zombie Island

Popeye Land

Chicago World's Fair - 1933


Terror In The Pigeon Coop

Evil Clowns



The Mummy

Trick Or Treat

Love Nest Stories

Gorilla Man At The Nudist Colony

The Final Ride


Willy Ronis

Humberd's Studies On Gigantism

Albert's Barber Shop

Cartoons At the Matinee

The Whale Dentist

Mowing The Lawn

Condor Diorama

Nudes In A Tree

Head In A Hat

Charcoal Crotch

The Dangers Of Underage Drinking

Monster Planet


Window Pane

Sword Swallower


Fine Art From Down Under

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Snap Shots

Les Krims

Ample Trunk Room

Mr. Bunny's Ice Cream Cone

Using Photoshop, I attempted to warp the scoops of ice cream into a woman. I failed.

The Oiled-Up Gladiator

The Magic Basket


 Lewis Hine - 1921


Thanks J !

Sauteed Asparagus

Jaromir Funke

Monster Glory Hole

The Shirley Temple Of Doom

Someone Done Called Me A Moron

That's right ! I woke up this morning and got an email from someone called Vintage Gal on Tumblr. She claimed I had stolen one of her pictures.
She called me a moron.

"Whoa," I said. "I found this on a defunct Russian Livejournal site that hadn't posted anything since 2007."

She called me a loser.

I said, "Let's be civil about this. I'll even provide the link to the site as to where it came from."
She called me an asshole and was not interested.

See what happens when you try to be nice...

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

The Final Bow

Look, I don't know where people got the idea that The Final Bow was my last post on Twisted Vintage. I have made claims to end this shit and my behavior has been erratic although not unwarranted. I simply act according to how people respond to me. If you seem decent, I'll conduct myself in a similar fashion. If you're a prick, so be it.
If I were to suddenly end this, I wouldn’t be ostentatious about it. I’d just drift away. Nor would my final post be of a woman in a bloody mink coat.

Aliens At The Nudist Camp