Dear Sirs The name of your publication is BLACK GARTER not RED. How am I supposed to become aroused by your models when they are wearing the most despised color imaginable RED; the color of menstrual blood. Just look at your recent cover. RED I see red not the beauteous black I crave. If I wanted to see such a garish display obviously I would subscribe to Red Garter magazine, not yours. Please see to it in the future that all of your models wear the prescribed color of the title of your magazine and only that color (the divine BLACK)or I shall cancel my subscription forthwith Good day sir
A fetish that will never be outdated!
ReplyDeleteAgree !
ReplyDeleteThank God for the giant red arrows or I might never have found the inside of the magazine.
ReplyDeleteI would like to point out the reluctant-girlfriend-smile. It's the one that says, "I can't believe I let you talk me into this."
lol - and she does have that 'are you finished yet?' - look about her.
ReplyDeleteDear Sirs
ReplyDeleteThe name of your publication is BLACK GARTER not RED. How am I supposed to become aroused by your models when they are wearing the most despised color imaginable RED; the color of menstrual blood. Just look at your recent cover. RED I see red not the beauteous black I crave. If I wanted to see such a garish display obviously I would subscribe to Red Garter magazine, not yours. Please see to it in the future that all of your models wear the prescribed color of the title of your magazine and only that color (the divine BLACK)or I shall cancel my subscription forthwith
Good day sir
Put down the pipe and step slowly away from the computer... no funny moves now...
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