The Glitzy Show Business life of a top TJ Donkey Show performer is not easy. 3 shows a night and 2 matinees, The partying, fast living, fake Viagra, and hard drinking takes it toll. Plus having to be "ready" regardless of the partner. The Donkey has had enough.
"Yeah it's about this traveling Donkey Show see" " A Donkey Show?" "Yeah , Yeah, and there is this Donkey and his partner, and she is this hot babe, see" " A Donkey Show? Like with Bestiality?" "Yeah Yeah, but it's ok see,it won't be dirty just cute like 2 and a Half Men, but with a Donkey Show see" "A Donkey Show? 2 and a Half Men?" "Yeah yeah see, the Donkey it Talks. The Donkey it talks like Mr. Ed but it had the voice of Charlie Sheen" "BRILLIANT!"
Tht's not a poor Godiva, It's a zoofilic preshow!
ReplyDeletehahahaha - it's a nudist at the Grand Canyon.
ReplyDeleteThe Glitzy Show Business life of a top TJ Donkey Show performer is not easy. 3 shows a night and 2 matinees, The partying, fast living, fake Viagra, and hard drinking takes it toll. Plus having to be "ready" regardless of the partner. The Donkey has had enough.
ReplyDeletelol - sounds like your pitching a new sitcom.
ReplyDeleteI know how wrong this thought is, but wouldn't it be ironic if she donkey punched him?
ReplyDeleteWrong is good... at least on this blog.
ReplyDelete"Yeah it's about this traveling Donkey Show see"
ReplyDelete" A Donkey Show?"
"Yeah , Yeah, and there is this Donkey and his partner, and she is this hot babe, see"
" A Donkey Show? Like with Bestiality?"
"Yeah Yeah, but it's ok see,it won't be dirty just cute like 2 and a Half Men, but with a Donkey Show see"
"A Donkey Show? 2 and a Half Men?"
"Yeah yeah see, the Donkey it Talks. The Donkey it talks like Mr. Ed but it had the voice of Charlie Sheen"
"BRILLIANT!"
Once again - F'in hysterical !
ReplyDeleteThe sad thing is... they'd buy it.
@AzathothX: You seem to know a lot about donkeys!
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