Hmmm, what's more dangerous, the sea monster or the lovely nymphs who could lure a valiant windurfer to his doom? Seems we've got Odysseus (on the board), Scylla, and the sirens. Is Charybdis off screen?
"How his naked ears were tortured by the sirens sweetly singing, For the sparkling waves are calling you to kiss their white laced lips"
I love Lobsters and such but Ebirah (The Sea Monster)is not the smartest of crustaceans. As I recall Godzilla boils his ass alive by blasting the sea around him and then Japanese Defense Forces fire the giant garlic butter beam at him and serve him up with potatoes au gratin fresh creamed spinach and a nice lite white.
Hmmm, what's more dangerous, the sea monster or the lovely nymphs who could lure a valiant windurfer to his doom? Seems we've got Odysseus (on the board), Scylla, and the sirens. Is Charybdis off screen?
ReplyDeleteVery impressive - you know your mythology.
ReplyDeleteIt's a hobby.
ReplyDeleteA good one at that ! I've been a fan since I was a youngster.
ReplyDelete"How his naked ears were tortured by the sirens sweetly singing,
ReplyDeleteFor the sparkling waves are calling you to kiss their white laced lips"
I love Lobsters and such but Ebirah (The Sea Monster)is not the smartest of crustaceans. As I recall Godzilla boils his ass alive by blasting the sea around him and then Japanese Defense Forces fire the giant garlic butter beam at him and serve him up with potatoes au gratin fresh creamed spinach and a nice lite white.
lmao !
ReplyDeleteBeware of Crab People!
ReplyDeleteWTF... That's too funny.
ReplyDeleteIt's REAL !
ReplyDeleteAre you continuously making fun of me becasue your skills are so good that sometimes I can't tell the real from the 'made'?
ReplyDeleteNo way - not making fun of you at all. In fact, that's exactly what I wanted when I started this blog. I wanted people to say "is that real?"
ReplyDeleteAt least you comment on the stuff - some people I think, just don't understand it.
I do enjoy busting chops every now and again - so don't take ANYTHING I say too personally. It's all in good fun - trust me.
I was actually making fun of myself while kicking you some positive feed back. I bust balls with the best of 'em Hombre.
ReplyDeleteCool and thanks for the feedback Drewsus.
ReplyDeleteAlso just so you know, in a comedy team I wouldn't be the straight-man, I'd be the goofball. I love a good joke - especially at my own expense.
"Up next, on ESPN!
ReplyDelete...I give up Dave. What the hell is this?"
LMAO ! Hilarious !
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