An inedible stew of visual lunacy much of which I concocted with my own three hands.
Nice.Czech Republic Help Desk DA!
"Technical support, this is Lisa, how may I help you?""Dammit Lisa! What are the odds that you would answer EVERY time I call? I've rebooted my cable modem, my router AND my computer. All of my updates and drivers are current. I want to talk to someone else.""One moment sir, I'll transfer you to our second level support.""About fuckin time.""Second level support, this is Lisa, how may I help you sir?""Listen closely bitch! I've had just about enough of this game. I want to talk to your supervisor right now or I swear to god I will report this to the Better Business Bureau!""I'm sorry that you are unhappy with my service sir. I will transfer your call to my supervisor right away.""I've got something for you to service bitch!""Hello, my name is Lisa. I'm the department supervisor. What seems to be the trouble sir?""That's it! I am on my way down there right now and I am going to kill you with my bare hands!""Sir. Please calm down. I will not tolerate any threats. I assure you that our security guard Lisa is prepared to deal with any confrontation you may be plotting......Sir? Hello? Lisa...Better call Lisa and let her know we have another whack job coming down. What an asshole."
I'm laughing my fucking ass off !Brilliant. This exact scenario happens to me every single time I deal with a big, faceless corporation.
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