An inedible stew of visual lunacy much of which I concocted with my own three hands.
Lol - an obscure version of the giant produce card. They only get as big as horse cocks - not elephant cocks.
I live a stone's throw from the Hood Canal and have most my life. And I don't eat these and don't know anyone who does (but I know they are consumed! Unlike razor clamming this involves heavy-duty shovelwork.
Are these Geoducks really that large? They are monsters themselve if so.
Thanks Dan - actually (don't ask me why) but the horse cock images jarred my memory... yes, I've seen those suckers before.
I think the biggest they get is like 15 lbs. Pretty big but not as rendered in the photo.
Yes, last I weighed my mollusk was around 15-pounds..... please, excuse the innuedo, I know you're husband would make a seasfood buffet out of me...
Well, my husband isn't *that* well endowed, but as coincidence would have it there is a bivalve shell surrounding his member.
I have seen a tank of these ( live big 'uns) at an Asian Dim Sum Restaurant. They are of course considered a "delicacy". I do not think they fight like clawed crustaceans so they don't have to keep them rubber banded or in condoms or anything.
Dog is also a delicacy in some parts... and no rubber band or condom needed there. So I'll still stick to Maki Maki if I had my choice.
lol - Kelly, I'm sure he appreciated your ' bi-valve" description. We know you love 'monsters' so there's no fooling us... your husband is a lucky guy.
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