Tuesday, March 15, 2011

TV Tower

Empire State Building


  1. Joe: Ed?
    Ed: Yeah? What?
    Joe: I've always loved you.

    Ed: Yeah? Whadda yah want?
    Joe:I'm sthuppin' your wife.

    Joe: So do you get the difference now?
    Ed: Uh not really
    Joe: Ok one more time. Hegel attempted, throughout his published writings as well as in his lectures, to elaborate a comprehensive and systematic ontology from a “logical” starting point. He is most well-known for his teleological account of history, an account which was later taken over by Marx and “inverted” into a materialist theory of an historical development culminating in communism.
    Ed: Duh, Derp? So why did you eat my lunch?

    Joe: Ed?
    Joe: Ed?
    Ed(pulling out earbuds): Jesus What?
    Joe: I really gotta piss.

  2. All great - love the Hegel one the best, though the 'stuppin' you wife' one has its own certain charm.


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