Thursday, April 21, 2011

1961 Kitchen Massacres


  1. You missed her! Throw the other meatloaf.

    She had not realized slaughtering the young calf on the floor of the kitchen would make such a mess. They hadn't shown that part of prep. for the Veal Scallopini recipe on the Food Network. I guess I better harvest the duck livers outside in the yard, she mumbled to herself fondling the bloody knife above the still twitching baby ruminant,that was quickly bleeding out all over the linoleum tiles.

  2. LMAO - F'in hilarious !!!

    "They did not show that part of prep for Veal Scallioini..." Holy shit - that's funny !


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