Saturday, April 16, 2011

Romantic Paperbacks # 4


  1. hahaha...she obviously goes for those long horns.

  2. "The price just keeps going up. We will never be able to keep up with demand" she said.
    "Why the MaCallisters down the road are charging $65 for one lousy tube of their Holstein jizz and his studs are not even show quality. We are just going to have to try harder Mando, my love" and she whispered in the big ruminants ear as she slipped on her "Bovine Love Glove" and lubed it up.
    "Moooo" replied Mando.

  3. Oh no ! You mean this isn't a love story? She was just using the bull? Swindling him while he was all set to propose? All the while stocking up the jizz money so she could fly off to Rio with an Orangutan?
    A sad but moo-ving story.


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