An inedible stew of visual lunacy much of which I concocted with my own three hands.
Elaine could not help but stare. She knew full well from finishing school that the size of a man's bottle was directly proportional to the size of his package. Kent's bottle was huge; much bigger then the puny 40oz Malt liquor thimble her boyfriend Rasmus-Mohamed kept by his side. Boy I would love to uncork that mother she thought wickedly to herself.
Incredibly funny ! Dude you just don't stop ! You should be writing comedy out there in Hollywood.
@AzathothX, size matters not... unless you're talking the volume of whiskey in the bottle.
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