An inedible stew of visual lunacy much of which I concocted with my own three hands.
Bow legged, calloused and rough in all the wrong places. I prefer all my cowgirls, reverse or otherwise to occur in the comfort of the bedroom, or similar suitable location.
Yes, and I'm not too keen on the idea of dating a girl who - if I get out of line - can hogtie me in 6-seconds flat.
Or smells like manure and bull semen
Yeah, that could surely ruin a night out on the town.
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