Monday, April 25, 2011

Slobbered Upon


  1. Jezz Mom why didja have ta go and do that. That's the last time I let you walk me to school
    All the girls are gonna think I was making out with Bozo. Cheese and Rice it smells like 3 day old tuna and those garlic bread sticks yeah get at the Olive Garden

  2. "I warned you."

    "What the hell are you talking about?"

    "I said that if you passed out first I would draw tiny vaginas all over your face."

    "All you did was kiss me all over my face."

    "Lips is lips honey. Besides, I couldn't find a Sharpie."


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