Saturday, February 19, 2011

Lipstick

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  1. Dr. MonkeyFebruary 19, 2011 at 6:57 PM

    So, full weekend at your place huh.

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  2. Estancia De La Ding DongFebruary 19, 2011 at 6:58 PM

    Jeez, I wish - I have to fly to Texas to get this kind of service.

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  3. Korbin KingFebruary 20, 2011 at 4:26 AM

    The oldest trick in the book, "Just kiss it once. We don't have to do anything else."

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  4. Estancia De La Ding DongFebruary 20, 2011 at 10:48 AM

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  5. Estancia De La Ding DongFebruary 20, 2011 at 10:49 AM

    It's the day after a wedding.
    The best man is helping the groom collect presents that were left at the reception hall. The groom has a big smile on his face.
    "Why so happy?" asks the best man.
    "Last night, I got the best blowjob of my life," says the groom.
    On the other side of the room, the Maid of Honor is helping the bride collect some presents. The bride has a wide smile on her face.
    "What's with the big smile?" asks the Maid of Honor.
    ...and the bride responds; "Last night I gave the last blowjob of my life."

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  6. AzathothXFebruary 20, 2011 at 6:03 PM

    That is a really depressing joke. And I know a guy that had that virtually happen to him.

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  7. Estancia De La Ding DongFebruary 21, 2011 at 10:21 AM

    I know...

    Reason # 1 - for husbands finding mistresses - one would guess.

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