Monday, February 21, 2011

Magnetism

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  1. AzathothXFebruary 21, 2011 at 3:56 PM

    Worst Wolverine impression ever.

    Dear Nailor,
    We are sorry to inform you your application to join THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA (JLA) has been rejected.
    We of THE JLA find we have no need of someone with your "Super" Powers at this time. Furthermore we of THE JLA cannot foresee needing someone of your talents at anytime in the future; so we suggest you look elsewhere for employment. As it turns out Superman, Green Lantern, and Martian Manhunter are all able to balance ten framing nails on their fingers, while the Flash was able to do it using only one finger and the Batman swore an oath he would be able to do it if given sufficient time to prepare. So you see the JLA is currently set for some time with "balancing nails powers". The JLA understands if you wish to take your "talents" elsewhere or use them for evil and we wish you the best of luck on your journey.
    Sincerely,
    THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA
    SuperHuman Resources Department

    PS You might want to consider a different name as it is Batman's contention there is already a "Nailor" working in the Gay Pornography industry.

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  2. Estancia De La Ding DongFebruary 21, 2011 at 9:28 PM

    Ya see, even when I'm not expecting you to twist things into a comic book or sci-fi reference - you pull off something hilarious like this.
    Bravo !

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