This is the best Scout-a-Rama ever thought Timmy. Why the way things are going I'm a cinch to get my red wings merit badge by the time it's over. However Timmy was never to get that merit badge as he was killed, raped and then eaten along with all his friends by a rabid grizzly bear shortly afterwards.
Speaking of earning you wings... did you know, for a Hell's Angel to earn his wings he must A - let his 'old lady' participate in a gangbang... B - build a birdhouse and C - tie a sheepshank knot... preferably around the neck of an opposing gang member.
This is the best Scout-a-Rama ever thought Timmy. Why the way things are going I'm a cinch to get my red wings merit badge by the time it's over. However Timmy was never to get that merit badge as he was killed, raped and then eaten along with all his friends by a rabid grizzly bear shortly afterwards.
ReplyDeletelol, I really wish I never quit the Boy Scouts.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of earning you wings... did you know, for a Hell's Angel to earn his wings he must A - let his 'old lady' participate in a gangbang... B - build a birdhouse and C - tie a sheepshank knot... preferably around the neck of an opposing gang member.
Just part of my stand-up routine...